Clumsy Phraseology

hope you like grotesque taxidermy

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 08:45:10 GMT

Going through the camera for a picture for canberra lj, found this pic from the last time I went to New Zealand.

what the hell new zealand. what the hell.

~surgery~

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:05:10 GMT

For the past er... eight years? I've had a constant pain in my left arm. I also ain't been able to extend it fully. Eight years, many doctors visited and no diagnosis, no nothing.

Until this Monday.

See, I figured that if one day your arm just hurts and won't work right, that is probably the sort of thing that your arm doesn't randomly decide to do. That's probably an injury.

NOT SO!

Turns out that randomly deciding to hurt all the time and not work is in a fact a thing that my arm just went and did all by itself. Yes. I have a diagnosis now. 'My arm just dun grown stupid'. Which is to say, there is a spur of bone at my elbow that is growing close to my major arm artery thing. Whenever I flex my manly muscles it constricts the artery and reallly hurts. and it took eight years for somebody to figure this out

Also when I try to extend my arm it reduces the blood flow to my hand by rather a lot.
Also there is a point on my elbow that if I push on it, I lose feeling in my hand.

HURRR

Um, anyway, getting the diagnosis is good news cause woo finally. But sort of also worrying, because now I need to go in this month for big ol' arm surgery... I am quite worried about this actually.
But I'm excited at the thought of perhaps I'll finally be able to move my arm.
I have to fairly warn everybody that when my arm gets out of the cast I am celebrating by punching everybody

The doctor said that there will be a massive scar on my arm from this surgery. In fact, he was quite trying to talk me out of it and that was his major argument (like I really care)... another argument he had was maybe it will not work right and I will have a continuing ache in my arm from the surgery (helllooo, like I ain't in constant pain right now anyway).
a concern is this surgery will be $$$ very much. And of course, if it had been diagnosed not even six months ago I would have had private health insurance to help pay for it.

Also my mother is crazy? This is probably not news at aall. I visited my dad yesterday and he said something like she said 'oh now i'll have to spend $8000 for merlin's arm'. wtf mum. I live away from you and am cashed up from soul-destroying public service work, of course I will pay for my own surgery. perhaps I should not be surprised she said that though.

Anyway this is my face right now: :C
I am super nervous actually. Have been all week.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:57:38 GMT

YESSSSSSS

My Canadian work-holiday visa application was totally accepted!

~going to Canada next year~

aka moving as far away from my current job as humanly possible
(a glowing recommendation to work for the tax office)

and

now the US Government is absurdly confusing me about whether I need a US visa and what kind et cetera
they will gladly charge me $3 a minute to talk to somebody to find out though
and send me broken links and conflicting information on about 4 different websites
thanks guys

_{Yeah so since my last entry it turns out I hate my job, hate my house, and moving 13,500 kilometres away seems the logical solution}

A thing

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:28:18 GMT

Wwwwwwwwwwwwelll

I have not been online late, and for good reason

On the uhh... man I don't even remember the date. The long weekend at the start of last month. Anyway.
I moved house!

exciting stuff

Soooo it took iinet over a month to get the internet connected and now all is well

The place I'm at now is v. nice. V NICE INDEED. Lots of space, far away from my crazy mother, massive TV (thanks rudd). It's a 3-bedroom house and I've got one housemate who is a little messy buuuut not too bad.

Moved out
New job
Things are pretty different lately!

buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:38:02 GMT

My computer totally kicked the bucket, it sucks.

Saturday I guess I'll go out to the computer fair and get a new one. Throwing money, everywhere.

Luckily the one thing we can ascertain does work is my secondary hard drive, which aside from having all my not-necesarilly-backed-up art has data on it that's miraculously survived for like 8 years and 5 computers. Another stroke of luck is that just yesterday I backed up all the flash programs I was working on, which were not on the secondary drive.

Unfortunately my other two drives do not appear to be so salvageable. I think the only vital things on those are my website (which I can download), my galleries' generation files (which I can re-make with time), a few full-res character profiles (that won't really be missed), an asston of old gemstone comics (oh well), and Red Alert. Probably other things I'll remember as I curse later.

Welp, not-so-lucky in that I lost my freakin computer, but fortuitous in that I didn't lose a whole slew of files more than I did.

Nothin' for it but to blow my savings getting a pimp-ass computer that can actually play games more recent than Red Alert :I

_{but I can't buy an absolute beast of a machine because I need to go to some expensive-ass private specialist doctor on monday in the hopes of finally finding out what is wrong with my arm. freakin joy. Oh well, soon I will have a new job.}

demon cat

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:38:47 GMT

This is my cat Chloe
And also me

As you can see, I am like 5 years old or something.
Chloe is an adult. Maybe 2 years?

Now I am 21.
The lighting is worse, but Chloe is still the same.

What the hell, cat?

(it is a pretty cat)

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:27:59 GMT

Happy New Years!

(it is cold)

~Australia~

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:03:22 GMT

I fuckin love Australia*

Simpsons cartoon rip-off is child porn: judge (Apparently in Australia this is now legitimate child porn. Was the ruling to protect innocent cartoon characters from being raped, or to protect real children...because somehow this judge honestly believes that this is a threat to real children?)

+

Mandatory Internet filtering, including no indication of what kinds of material will be banned (not that this is recent news, I just had to place it next to the above article. It's all for the safety of the children. That is why it is mandatory for all australians?? Well maybe people with no children on their connection go around in vans "Hey there kids, wanna come back to my Internet connection and view some inappropriate content?")

*this is a lie

times in the life of merlin

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:29:39 GMT

Times are looking up down under.

I'll be graduating next week
I'm seeing the doctor about my arm and finger next week. (xrays of my middle finger = awesome)
I'll be off work until most of the assessment for the students is finished, since they're crazy busy.
Aaaand I've got a really nice graduate IT job offer for next year that starts in February C:

My job application got a little messed around though. They offered me a job in a city I didn't apply for. But that's all good - I'm accepting it anyway because I happen to live in that city so it just means I stick around for a while instead of moving next year and maybe splurge all my savings on a holiday in January.

Also I got my first traffic ticket last week!
It was a parking ticker. For Bondi Beach. In October. For a car I don't own.
(the last part isn't that much of a surprise, since I don't think I'm registered for any cars).
It was dropped this week so hooray for the NSW guys, they are pretty quick.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:18:54 GMT

I finally heard back from the job I applied for a while ago. They left a message on my answering machine with a number to call. The number doesn't connect.

This does not bode well.

Aww yeah

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:33:46 GMT

Finished my last exam today so fun times of procrastination and ... nothing else?

video games and comics, aww yeah.

Graduation'll be on December 11th. I don't remember if it's morning or evening or who else the compsci/it/engineering guys are sharing a ceremony with but whatevs. Good times anyway. I guess I'll have to apply for jawwwwbs and the like, but I got me some time.

Bachelor of IT, hell yeah!

...unless I failed some classes this semester haha.

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:23:07 GMT

So after a $200 vet's bill and hand-feeding my guinea pig every day this week she died this morning.

How come it's always the sweet-tempered animals that go, and leave you with the ones you don't want?

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:09:44 GMT

Spent $200 on dental surgery for one of my guinea pigs.

Said guinea pig doesn't even have a name, ha.

SPENDING MONEY WELL ITP

(my piggy's looking much better since she had her teeth filed. now she can eat proper food again and close her mouth and they shaved around her lower jaw a little bit so she also looks hilarious)

Letter to the Border Mail

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:21:37 GMT

If you have a high pain tolerence...

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:28:12 GMT

..this is some of the funniest shit online.

Go to YouTube and search for "my anime opening".

My OTHER anime opening!!! (O GOD NOT MORE!!!)
"This is WonderstoneS! I cant tell you anything yet about the story BUT!!! I can tell you about the opening! The boys name is Akihiro Yasaka and the girls is Chifa Kasaki. The opening was ALL HAND DRAWN AND THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ME DRAW LIKE THIS ON THE COMPUTER BEFORE!!! I just figured out how to scan pics with my printer LOL ^^' ANYWAYS!!! This took me 4 days! Chifa's eyes are VERY unique and are EXTREMELY hard to draw on the computer LOL I BARELY pulled it off!!!

SONGS ARE NOT MINE!!! ANIME IS NOT YOURS!!! (C) DEAL WITH THE TRUTH!!!"

My anime opening. Elementals!
"This is MY anime! (c) All animations and characters are designed by me! This took me two days. So dont ask please! ^^ Rate and comment please! ^^"

Element Girls Z Opening
"Attention people! All comments saying my anime opnening needs more animation will be deleted,blocked,or the youtuber will get a mean message back. I'm not changing the way my anime is all because I'm might not be as good as Rounzei! Actually, I don't care if I'm not as good as Rounzei. So don't mess with me!"

For some reason I don't entirely understand, yes, they are all made with MSPaint.

There is a neverending barrel of this. Have fun!

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:17:15 GMT

It's 10.15. I'm current missing my HCI lecture/tut. If I want to get to uni in time for my Managing Software Development lecture, I need to leave now. Buuuuut I have to wait for LOADS OF SHIT FROM MY GROUP ASSIGNMENT MEMBERS SO I CAN GET THE CARDS SENT TO THE PRINTERS TODAY, WHICH IS ALREADY A WEEK BEHIND SCHEDULE. GIVE OR TAKE.

balls

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:58:22 GMT

Fraulein Maria died today.

She was off her food yesterday, and wouldn't even eat much greens or move a whole lot. I think probably she died of old age, since she was at least five.

Gonna miss that rabbit.

Happy 21st to me and not to William

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:21:20 GMT

It's my birthday

Guin got me some purdy markers

Also I got two pieces of mail that were very exciting

I got something from Medibank to a 'Mr Merlin Missingham'. Yeah. My health insurer totally thinks me a dude. :V Not a dude, you guys.
And I got a birthday card from my cousins to a 'M Merlin'. They wrote one for my twin at the same time and got his name right though. You'd think that's the sort of thing you'd notice.

Crazy mother

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:34:39 GMT

I've been applying for jobs in Western Australia lately. Applying for other jobs too, but you know, w/ever.

So I'm sitting downstairs with mum watching Boston Legal, and she turns to me and says
"If you stay here next year you can have a duck. Or a chicken. Or both."

Oh mother, you are so crazy unsubtle

for the masses

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:51:02 GMT

http://www.isxkcdshittytoday.com/

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:24:11 GMT

What is with "Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations" and the prolonged allusion to "Waiting for Godot"?

I mean really, what the hell?

I got the game yesterday and it's already weirding me right the hell out.

Thu, 15 May 2008 03:12:08 GMT

So the final exam timetable was released yesterday, I looked at it today. They ain't changed it since the last draft I saw and commented, which is a load of shit.

Mmyes, I sure do enjoy having five exams in seven days. I'm one of the ~100 people, university-wide, who'll appear as a negative performance measure on the timetabler's side for having three exams in two days.

And I'll be fucking angry about it.

I also can't stop barfing today, but I think that's unrelated to the exams. It might be related to the six assignments I have to finish though.

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:12:02 GMT

I went to Impact! Comics today and got my standing order and the guy was like

"It's free comic book day on Saturday"

Which of course I am aware. But then he said

"Disney's is going to have Barks and Rosa"

Barks and Rosa

Barks and Rosa

Saturday is going to be awesome.

Uhhhhniversity

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:28:05 GMT

I don't post often, but I have a distinct need to complain.
Recently, I had to suddenly pick up another class. Four weeks into semester. That brings my total of classes up to TOO MANY, so many that I needed to get approval from the head of my college. Fffff and now everything for first term is due (I can't even imagine how awful second term is going to be, particularly since I'll have a programming assignment and ARGH programming shit that hasn't been relevant since the early 70's YAAAAY. Also final exams, one of which is a programming lab exam on the same bullshit).

Tomorrow I need to meet up for working on my Information Systems group project.
By Monday I need to have finished the draft for my Networking group project.
Tuesday I need to have an up-to-date reading journal for English (still ain't caught up for, since I joined so late).
Friday my Networking group project is due, as is my Databases assignment.
Then sometime on the weekend my other Information Systems assignment is due.

I think I have a mid-semester for my Software Design class, but hell if I know when it is. I overheard some people saying it was postponed until after the break, which is extremely retarded. Thank god I don't have any assignments for that class though because argh.

But after next week is the semester break, and then I'll only need to be working on my Information Systems group project and my new English essay. They passed out the essay questions thismorning in English and the first year in front of me moaned that he had THREE assignments. I wanted to strangle him.

Next semester I get to take as many classes again, YAAAAY.

A summary of everything I've ever drawn

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:15:40 GMT

You get to scroll past this because I'm a good friend